Tuesday 24 December 2013

Foul play at Whitewell

























Detective Chief Inspector Peregrine Pomfret of The Yard made an unexpected discovery at The Inn at Whitewell a few days before Christmas while he was there as a grouse shooting guest of old Squiffy 'Benjy' Casey . A murder no less, and fowl play was suspected. The perpetrator of this heinous crime? Only one of Engelbert Humperdinck's old birds. It'll be a while before they 'release' her...

Friday 6 December 2013

Strictly clog dancing




















I am now a fully fledged stick-wielding, bell-clad, clog-wearing, velvet waistcoated morris dancer after months of practising. I must thank the patience of my teachers at the scout hut for that. Huzzah and pip-pip.