'Publish and be damned...'

On Sunday I was honoured with a lovely write up by Phil Hogan in his weekly TV review in The Observer newspaper. I say!

Win it? We smashed it!

A televisual appearance by me and the beautifully presented Lady Norkington. Simon Rimmer hosted 'Win it. Cook it' on Monday on Channel 4. A hoot was had by all. You'll be amazed at how hard tapioca really is. And you'll regard the humble crabstick as possible dinner party material.

Me on the telly

Here's me on the telly, on Channel 4's smash new show 'Win it. Cook it!' Did we? Crikey, by jingo, I believe we jolly well did!!! With me glamourpuss wife Lady N.

Oi, sailor!

Commodore Sir Percival Belvedere-Balustrade was in attendance at Podge at The Royal Thames Yacht Club on Knightsbridge last week. A jolly good time was had by all, especially the uncouth youths at Preston station at 7.30am in the morning who found the Commodore's rig-out worthy of ribald comment.

The mean streets of Ancoats

When my good friend, and the only person I will allow to address me as 'dude', Simon Lewis of The Gate Films suggested that we had a meeting at his new HQ building site, we quickly realised that there was no meeting room. Hey presto, from the nether regions of his location 'Funbus' Si amazingly procured the required furniture, thus facilitating our high powered meeting.

Sticks akimbo

Me and my stick waving chums performing at Rufford Old Hall. You can see my right leg, pantalooned up, very clearly, 3rd from the front, left hand row.

Corrrr!

She really is a bit of a feisty bird. And if I was Sid James or Reg Varney I'd have to say 'cor blimey, get a load of that'. Lady Norkington, like a fine malt whisky, continuing to improve with age. 'I say...'

Saddle & Bridle

Some chums at SB Design in Liverpool asked me to design a beer label along with 99 other designers for their limited edition range of beers. All for charity, The Art Fund. My brief was Saddle and Bridle. Here you go.

Kaiser Chief

In this year of remembrance, someone pointed out my facial similarity to one of the chief protagonists. Not sure if I agree, mind.

Tittle ye not

A slightly fuzzy Peregrine McPomfret about to partake in a Yuletide perambulation. McPomfret was a guest of Lady Norkington over the festive period. No tittle-tattle please.